Andrew Wilson is a 43-year-old self-employed inventor living in Missourri. For whatever reason one might imagine, Andrew no longer goes by the name Andrew. A circuit judge granted him legal permission to change his name. So what's it going to be? Frank? Herbert? George? How about something freaky like Diana or Deborah? Nope. Our friend Andrew is far more creative. From now on, Andrew Wilson will be known as...
They.
Just "They".
Not "They Jones", "They Gunderfunk" or "They Hey".
Just "They".
So, I guess whenever people say "They always say that on the news", or "That's the way They make widgets", they'll be speaking of the former Andrew Wilson.
The phrase "They is an idiot" now makes perfect grammatical sense. ;-)
It's Del.icio.us!
Furl It!
