"It was a dark and stormy night."
That may as well be the beginning of this newsletter, because I have started writing it five times now.
I get past the first line, read it, and delete it.
So I figure you just can't go wrong with "It was a dark and stormy night."
Well, perhaps if I was writing fiction...
The fact is that I've got a lot to tell you this week and I'm having trouble trying to decide what is most important for you to hear.
Do I tell you about my new video on AskJoelComm.com, and how you have helped make my channel a Top 100 Guru channel on YouTube?
Or do I tell you about the live webinar I am doing on Wednesday with Tellman Knudson?
Maybe I should discuss the exciting news from the Book Expo in NYC this past weekend, and give a shout out to those of you who stopped by to meet me.
Perhaps I need to tell you that the deadline for audition submissions to The Next Internet Millionaire end on Wednesday at Midnight?
Then again, I have deliberated telling you what I really think about the ridiculous bonuses offered by some Internet marketers.
I've also considered opening up the Pandora's Box about my true feelings related to "The Secret".
Sigh... So much to say. So little time.
There's always tomorrow, right?
Of course, there is a big bit of news that is relevant for today, because Chris Carpenter is officially making his Google Cash Detective available for the first time at 12 noon CST!
This is probably the most anticipated launch of the season, as Chris is one of the pioneers for teaching people how to make money online leveraging the power of Google AdWords.
Now, the Google Cash Detective is going to make it to simple to automate the process of creating Google Cash campaigns that drive profits to your web site.
Chris really lives the dream Internet lifestyle as you will see from his videos filmed in a tropical paradise. Like tens of thousands of others, I pay attention to his products and services. I recommend that you check it out as well.
Now, perhaps I'll take up writing fiction for my next newsletter.
"... and they lived happily ever after."
