
Just when you think the wackiness in California can't get any wackier, it does. Here's the deal. Visit a California area Taco Bell and place your vote for California governor through your choice of menu items! That's right.
A crunchy beef taco is a vote for Ahnold. A soft chicken taco is a vote for Gray "Gross" Davis and a grilled stuft burrito is a vote for any of the other hundred plus candidates!
I think you folks in California should take this seriously. Since the majority was daft enough to re-elect the bozo responsible for the State going bankrupt, and since you continue to amaze me by putting forth Ahnold as the best choice for a replacement, you deserve what you get.
So go have a taco and place your vote! While you are at it, you may consider leaving the state before it falls in the ocean.

August 30, 2003 09:55 PM
Do you know who should be worried the most if Arnold gets elected governor of California? The death row inmates. You are on death row, it's about time for you to be executed, and you get a telephone call from the governor. You are excited because you think he is going to pardon you, and you get on the phone and you hear him say "Hasta la vista, baby!".
September 4, 2003 12:59 PM
Just be along the roads that lead out of California on any given day and you will see the line of moving vehicles loaded with belongings of people and businesses who are doing just that! The real truth is you can't afford to live in California anymore and even if you can the air, water, taxes, prices, job market and services are so bad you will die or go bankrupt if you stay!
June 10, 2009 06:26 PM
Just when you thought it could not get an more weird